Stand for jokes
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What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
The "W" in African stands for water.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.