Stand for jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Memes
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
The F in orphans stands for family...
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.