Stand for jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩