Stand for jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.