Representation jokes
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Ratio.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
A rhombus.
Meme.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
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