Stand for

Stand for jokes

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.

A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.