Stand for jokes
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
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American Communist Lawyers Union.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.