What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
swear i witnessed ur nana fall down the stairs
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Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
Yo momma's so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
My bully: your face is ugly. Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven. My bully: :(
What do you call staring stares
Stares
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says "in a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?"
so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
