Stairs jokes
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.