Stairs jokes

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?

How do Chinese parents name their children?

Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?

... A boner.

What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

What goes white, black, white, black, red?

A zebra falling down the stairs.