What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs ??? Rosa Parks Lol
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
