I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why did stephen Hawking make it to heaven? He couldn't make it up the stairs.
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
do you know why i dont like stairs.....they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
Why can't Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Stairs Steven hawkins cant stand stairs
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
