Stairs jokes
I fell down the stairs once.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
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How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll f--ck you for $10." The boy says, "I would, but I don't have any money." She says, "Ok, I'll take the duck instead." He says, "Ok," so they go upstairs and f--ck. The prostitute says, "That's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back, and we can do it again." So they do, and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, "Well, I got a f--ck for a duck, a duck for a f--ck, and $25 for a f--cked up f--ck."
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.