Spot jokes
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Memes
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.