Sport jokes
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.