Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Sport Jokes
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
