Sport jokes
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅