Sport jokes
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Memes
This is me when I go surfboarding.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.