Sport jokes
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What is baseball?
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.