Sport jokes
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
This is me when I go surfboarding.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.