Sport jokes
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Memes
Catchers Mitt Romney
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...