Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.