Sport jokes
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.