Sport jokes
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.