Sport jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.