You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Sport Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
