Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Memes
This is me when I go surfboarding.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.