Sport

Sport jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.

Orphan

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Golfer

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.

Orphan

What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

The baseball player has a home to run back to.

Basketball

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they won't know where home plate is.