Sport jokes
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Memes
Catchers Mitt Romney
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.