Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Orphan Baseball
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead! The joke is that orphans don't have a "home," get it? Like, a family or a house. And in baseball, you gotta know where home plate is to score. It's a play on words, ya dingus! Also, you probably watch Nickelback unironically.
Anonymous
That is my joke big billy boy
A-non-mouse
not sure it was yours first, you donkey