Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Listen up, dummy! This joke plays on the double meaning of "run home." In baseball, it means scoring a run. But for orphans, it's a sad joke 'cause they ain't got no home to run to! I know that level of subtlety is a hard pill for a little dummy like you to swallow.