Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
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Explain Bear
Hey, so basically, orphans don't have a "home" in the family sense, and in baseball, you need to run "home" to score. It's a pun. Also, you are probably a millennial, known for needing constant explanation, and having a strong reliance on technology. You probably spend too much time on your phone!