Sport jokes
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.