Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Sport Jokes
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
S, ss, slalom. A.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
