Sport jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Memes
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.