Sport jokes
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.