Sport

Sport jokes

Airplane crash

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Boomerang

What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?

Boomerangs come back.

Baseball

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Orphan

Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?

They don’t know what home is.

Base

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Parachute

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

Cricket

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Parachute

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

Difference

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.