Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Memes
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.