Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.