Sport jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.