Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.