Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.