Sport jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.