Sport jokes
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Memes
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"