Sport jokes
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Memes
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.