Sport jokes
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.