Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Baseball is awesome!
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.