Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.