Sport jokes
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Memes
What a catch
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Baseball is awesome!