Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Sport Jokes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
