Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Orphan Baseball
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants, this joke is about orphans, who ain't got no parents, get it? And baseball, where you run 'home.' So, since orphans ain't got no home, they can't run there. You probably play in the minor league. LOL
A-non-mouse
fucking overused joke you retard