Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Sport Jokes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
