Sport jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!