Sport jokes
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?