Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Sport Jokes
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
