Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.