Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Sport Jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
