Sport jokes
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.