Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
say hi to outer space. hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. hi how are you doing. Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship because they don’t have a mothership😝😝😝🤪.
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
If an athlete gets athletes foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What is a nut 🥜 that is in outer space 🪐? A broken nut 🥜
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
