What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
Addison are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
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Spell fuzz.okay, f u z z.which also it sounds like F U Zzs
why do megan sound like a men but she is a good singer in rapper but then pepole talk about her whats yall rapper are singer
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?
Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball?, Ka-boom
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
why was sonic fast? to be rolling around at the speed of sound got places to got to follow my lead
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang"
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"
So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, what are you doing?
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
