What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
