A man is depressed and he sighs, a bully says stop sighing you sound like some guys having a threesome
why can i be black becouse I look like I have puberty and I sound like I had puberty
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Why does all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "Shit"?
Answer; Because HE SUCKS!
Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
Freddy: Im coming for u >:)
Me:god no help
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
Spell fuzz.okay, f u z z.which also it sounds like F U Zzs
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball?, Ka-boom
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
