Sound jokes
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
GOOGOO?
RTY!
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
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Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap? Because he's dead.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!