Sound jokes

I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."

What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.

Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

What do you call a mushroom that makes music?

A decomposer.

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.