SOS jokes
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!