Flood

Flood Jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Dam

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

Nun

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

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  • Titanic

    What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

    Watermelon

    We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

    Song

    The Flanders Song

    God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

    Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

    Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

    "Leave me alone!"