5+ Flood Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

W dog

A photo shows three people pushing a blue van in the flood. A white dog is standing in the water by the van. The text on the right side says: "When you have no idea what's going on but you still try to help."

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Do you need an ark?

Because I Noah guy!

What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.