Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
Do you need an ark? Because I No-ah guy!
what do you call a hospital that's flooded vegetable soup
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
