Song jokes

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What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Despacito.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

Orphan: Favorite song?

My name:

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Alone" by Alan Walker.

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.

Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.

The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.

The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.