What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Song Jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
