Song jokes
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.