Song title jokes

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poker Face.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?

Beat it.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

What song do you think was playing at the school?

"Pumped Up Kicks"