Song title jokes
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.