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The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: because he wanted to call someone to call daddy.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
why did the orphan become a striper.... to have someone to call daddy
Why do orphans go to church, Because they have someone to call father.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middleschool.
Why do orphans love going to church...
Because they can call someone father
Why does an orphan go to church? So it has someone to call father.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why do orphans want to be gay? because they will have someone to call daddy for once
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
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Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
