what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
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Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”
someone eats glew and tells the other, "Sorry, cant stick around."
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
Why did the orphan go to church
To finally call someone father 😂😂
What do you call someone with no body and no nose. Nobody knows.
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute
Because they want to call someone daddy
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
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So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
