Someone jokes
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Memes
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”