Someone jokes

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"

The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"

He said, "No, because you're black."

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

Why do orphans have sex?

To call someone "daddy"!

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.