Someone jokes
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.