Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone father
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Itâs the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. âNo,â says the neighbor. âThe seat is empty.â âThis is incredible,â said the man. âWho in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?â The neighbor says, âWell actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we havenât been to together since we got married.â âOh, Iâm so sorry to hear that. Thatâs terrible....But couldnât you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?â The man shakes his head. âNo,â he says. âTheyâre all at the funeral.â
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
what is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire
answer: Hot wheels...
Whatâs a lungâs favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
Today was a bitter-sweet day... Bad news is my friend was assaulted, good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
like if u think someone is gay
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me đ¤Ł
what is it called when someone is in a wheel chair and in a fire?
(hot wheels...)
Why do orphanes go to church................ itâs the only place they can call someone father
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âBecause she had no armsâ
âWhy could she get up off the ground?â âBecause she had no friendsâ
âKnock knockâ âWhoâs there?â âNot Susie, sheâs still on the groundâ
âWhere did Susie go when the bomb went off?â âEverywhereâ âWhy couldnât Susie scratch her leg?â âBecause it was in a different body bagâ
âWhy did Susie drop her ice cream?â âShe was hit by a busâ
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âSomeone threw a refrigerator at herâ