Someone Jokes

What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired

Like if you know someone emo

number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said "An administrator has banned you from heaven"

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.

Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”

Why do orphans have s3x?

To call someone daddy

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)

-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired

Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

My parents said to me, "When ever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay' It's really not. So I said OKAY.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Please dont get mad its a joke whats the difference between a bullet and a police officer at least when a bullet kills someone its fired

When someone says: your are a mistake. say the only mistake I see is right in front of me.