Society jokes
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.