Society jokes
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.