Society jokes
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.