Society jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.