Society jokes
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Memes
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.