What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Society Jokes
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
