Society jokes
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.