Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Orphans are lonely.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.