Society jokes
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.