Society jokes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Orphans are lonely.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.