What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Drugs vs Kids
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, you! Yeah, you, genius! The joke is that drugs and kids are both things that people might "do," but the person is saying they don't do drugs, implying they might "do" kids, which is a big no-no! You are so dumb!
Berbolate
Oh I thought you were gonna say you don’t stick your penis in drugs
Anonymous
Nope, jokes about child abuse are not funny.