Society jokes
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
Pedophiles smell good.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.