Society jokes
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?