What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Society Jokes
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
A man walks into a bar.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Pussy = drugs.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???