Society jokes
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
A man walks into a bar.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Pussy = drugs.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.