I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Pussy = drugs.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
A man walks into a bar.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
