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Alien

An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.

The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

Name

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Mama

Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!

Woman

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

Abuse

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

Gender

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Flag

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

Woman

No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

Florida

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!