Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
