Society jokes
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
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How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."