Society jokes
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
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An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.