What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Society Jokes
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
New protest.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
