Society jokes
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.