Society jokes
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."