Society jokes
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What is the difference between the human rights?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.