Society jokes
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.