Society jokes
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
modern feminism.