Society jokes
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What's your religion?
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite!
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: I hate your hair color, though.
Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you dead.
R.I.P.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: F*** you, pedophile!
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch!
Woman: How dare you!
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying "I AM KING OF THE WORLD!"
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"