Society jokes
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.