Society jokes
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.