Society jokes
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."