Society jokes
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."