Society jokes
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger