Society

Society jokes

Car

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

Orphan

FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?

LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?

FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!

LONELY ORPHAN: :(

Orphan

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Dad

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Orphan

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?

Because there’s no family.

Salad

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

Gangster

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?