Society jokes
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.