Society jokes
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.