1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Society Jokes
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
