Society jokes
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.