Society jokes
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.