Society jokes
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.