Society jokes
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"