What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What’s long and black?
The line at the unemployment office.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Your family.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
