Society jokes
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Girls are whores.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.