Society jokes

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?

I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

Parents: To bring other children?

Me: No, to have the fire.

Parents: Won't they be missed?

Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.

More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.

They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.

What’s long and black?

The line at the unemployment office.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.

Why do any orphans have sex?

Because they can't call anyone "daddy."

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.