Society jokes
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!