Society jokes
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
I bought drugs today.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS