Society jokes
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!