Society jokes
A blind guy walks into a bar.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.