Society jokes
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.