Society jokes
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What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂