Society jokes
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
I bought drugs today.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.