Society Jokes

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they have already lost 2 towers!

I bought drugs today.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

Because he wanted to be wanted.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.

There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.

What is the Mexican police number?

9 Juan Juan.

Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

Mister: No, you shit head.

Boy: Why? :(

Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!