Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."