Society jokes
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.