Society jokes
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.