What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Society Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
