Society jokes
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.