Society jokes
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
A Black man walked into a bar.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.