Society jokes
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Woman do have rights!
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)