Society jokes
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Woman do have rights!
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.