Society jokes
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Whatβs red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.