Society jokes
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Woman do have rights!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.