Society jokes

There are women complaining about being r@ped.

JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

I made a website for orphans.

It does not have a home page.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?

Because there’s no family.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?