Society jokes
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.