When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Society Jokes
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. â˜
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
