Society jokes
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."