Society jokes
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."