Society jokes
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?