Society jokes
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.