Society jokes
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!