The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
