How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Society Jokes
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
