Society jokes
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
My acquaintance, William.
I have friends.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.