Society jokes
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I made a website to support orphans.
It just needs a home page.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!