Society jokes
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.