Society jokes
I have friends.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!