Society jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.