Society jokes
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
You are all fucking disgusting!