What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Society Jokes
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Being pro-life.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
