Society jokes
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Your mom.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.