Society jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.