Society jokes
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
The West is dying.