Society jokes
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.