What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
