Society jokes
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.