Society jokes
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?