Society jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Being pro-life.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.