Society jokes
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
Hi! Could I join?
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.