Society jokes
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Prince, please talk to me!"
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
My social life.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
People generalize others too much.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.