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Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Crack head

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

Name

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

Orphan

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Orphan

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Difference

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Orphanage

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Orphan

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

Terrorist

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Robbery

Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.

The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!