Society jokes
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
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For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Helen Keller def faked it.
Bumpkin boy.
I ate a man because he was dead!
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
The West is dying.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.