Society jokes
The West is dying.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)