Society jokes
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.