Society jokes
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
The West is dying.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Join the group in community!
Helen Keller def faked it.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.