P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Society Jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
