Society jokes
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
My social life.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why does America have more guns than people?
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.